The say people will buy anything? I'm sure thats what the guys over at Ghost in a Bottle are hoping anyway! Am I having a laugh doing this review? Hell yeah! I mean some of the sites I've reviewed in the past have been laughable so why not do one that is a bit more forward with the fact its tongue-in-cheek?
The site itself is amateurish but hopefully when the cash starts to roll in they might pay for something a tad more professional ... I doubt they will though.
The product looks well presented for what it is and I may even pick one up for a laugh, its a novelty after all.
One correction that popped into my head as I read the warnings was this:
Original "If you open or break your bottle you may experience any or all of the following
• A voice out of nowhere.
• Muffled Moans and Groans for long periods of time during the day or night.
• Doors opening or closing slowly.
I'd fix that a bit with:
"If you open or break your bottle you may experience any, all or none of the following"
Still a bit of fun if nothing else (which I'm sure it isn't).
THE PARANORMALIZERS REVIEW: 4/10